Sudden Gust of Gravity

So I was out bombing the town today on my 5 foot longboard, making some deeeep carves on new concrete, really goovin'. I took a carve too deep and got wheelbite, which promtly threw my ass to the pavement. I got up quickly and skated on as there were bystanders you know. Not 5 minutes later, I ate shit again when the rear wheels slid out on some loose dirt in the street. Damn!... more witnesses too.